A Lousy Poem That Jumps

With forced employment of literary devices
Like badly reused vices
Like badly resued ryhming, repetition
And badly reused astounding alliteration.

Critique this poem with your hair infected with lices
You find youself in a big crisis.
My words make no meaning; caused your f-fustration
In intepreting the poem with a devilish distraction

I should charge you a few prices
Jokingly or with seriousness
For not getting my poem, in anticipation
Your beheading in jerry juxtoposition